Akashi’s stats back then when he’s a swordsman, I guess? This is a RPG now!??!
“Oiiiiii~ King Kuroko! You look so pale and thin. You should eat some burgers!” Prince Kagami shouted from the other side of the table. Vanilla Milkshake Kingdom had invited the Maji Burger Kingdom into negotiations, since the former doesn’t want to have any bloodshed. The Maji Burger Kingdom agreed, sending their twin crown princes, Kagami and Aomine.
Maji Burger Kingdom wanted to conquer Vanilla Milkshake Kingdom due to its assets and close to the sea port, wherein they could do trade. But, Vanilla Milkshake Kingdom won’t give up easily. The king really hates bloodshed and war, so he tries to negotiate with the opposing kingdom first.
“No thank you,” Kuroko said calmly, “we’re here to negotiate and not to talk about food or my health.”
“Ehh~ But you look so thin and sickly. Are you fine?” Prince Aomine inquired. The king just shrugged it off. He was about to open up the topic of their negotiation when Prince Kagami suddenly bursted out something that irked the king’s nerves.

“You should stop drinking those milkshakes, since it practically nothing but melted vanilla ice cream with shaved ice,” he continued to babble on without noticing the king’s aura is becoming to change, whereas Aomine is trying to call his twin’s attention but no avail, “so you should eat burgers! When we conquered you guys, you can always eat burgers everyday!”
Silence.
Until the king snapped. He stood up and slammed his hand on the table and shouted, “HOW DARE YOU CALL THE HOLY GRAIL OF VANILLA MILKSHAKE AS NOTHING!?”
The twin princes were surprised at the sudden outburst.
“You’ll pay with what you’ve said! No more negotiations! We’re going into war!” King Kuroko said angrily.

After the twin princes left, King Kuroko summons his best knight, Lord Akashi Seijuurou, to fight for him.
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Sometimes, I don’t know what stories I come up with. Actual story is still under brainstorming. Wait, it doesn’t even actually have a real plot to begin with—
Excuse me with my shitty attempt at writing.
nnnn akashi was living in the streets before until king kuroko came to town and saw him and picked him up. like stray kitten? www
this happened a week before the vanilla milkshake kingdom has encountered invading forces. the kingdom is so tempting and sweet, so many people want to invade it.
but never fear, we have the mighty lord knight akashi-piyo!
king kuroko summons his best knight, akashi-kun, to slay invaders. let’s say he can take a troupe by himself lol talk about overpowering him
i like role reversal akakuro from time to time ✂ help this song is on my system again


